If I Were The Boss

If I were the boss

*mornin boss how r u? bagus bagus...*

Even just for a day

*one chance only u know..what will u do ar? tats y im tellin u la..wait la..*

I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ

*tats a nice ring to it.. tats y, just for u bro..*

If I were the boss

*wat will uuuuu do?*

Work will start on Tuesday

*wat do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*

We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be halfday

*maybe 2hrs onli..better*

If I were the boss

I think I could understand

How it feels to work on budget

And give a raise of 20cent

Hang out with the girls

*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*

And be hard on the guys

*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*

Might dispatch me riding Harleys

Our trips will be to Bali

If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the boss

I will come up with a plan

*check it out ar..ehem ehem*

Make everyone do all the work

Take the credit and look like the man

*wah banyak handal ar u..thank u thank u*

If I were the boss

My lunch break will be 2days

*wah so long ar..yala then onli enuf time to eat*

I have PS3 in my room 200inch LCD and play all day

My way..JJ

If I were the boss

I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls

*u looking very pretty today, naik gaji*

And be hard on the guys

*hey she looks pretty ok u do all her work..nonsense*

Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry

Cause I will always come in late

Just to show who I'm

And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Mam

*mornin Mam*

If you thought I wud be nicer

Then you thought it wrong~

*adui sakit..tarikla sikit*

But we are not the boss

*i knw tis sadly..haih...*

So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..

Come to office really early

To try to make some money

So we can open stall jual nasi

*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, wat else ar? ah..dagang.. so now wat do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la cuz we r not the boss.. o yea...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank u...ok bye boss..*

_-A production by the Hitz.fm Morning Crew JJ and Ean-

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Guys' Rules

The Guys' Rules..........

Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

they always hear " the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are their rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CRICKET, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

1. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

1. All points are marked as point no. (1), becoz all points are equally Important.
There is nothing as More Important or less Important.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

Sunday, February 15, 2009