Why.....
do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why.....
do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
Why...
do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why.....
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.
Why.....
do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why
the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why
women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors
call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with
the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?
Why?
do you waste your time reading this
when you dont even know why?
Quote of the day :
Use your time wisely
~cHunyiAn~
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