Why Malaysia Will Nvr Have A Superhero Movie

i thought of tis while im watchin Ben 10. hahahaha.. anyway while watchin, i was tryin to think of a Msian superhero tv show..cartoon..the onli thing tat come to my mind is Kacang.. saw the ads the other day. bout Kacang which talks ==

then i was reasonin out why we can nvr have a superhero movie.. first of all..the heroes r usually students (power rangers, ben 10, powerpuff girls, etc) which have special equipment tat enables them to transform into their hero form..

take Ben 10 (Ali Sepuluh) for example..he has the watch(Omnitrix) tat enables him to morph into 10diff types of monsters.. the bad point is he cant take the omnitrix off. now imagine a msian student havin the watch.. sure kena rampas one when he reaches skool...

now Ultraman (Lelaki Ultra) or Power Rangers .. they wil use some kind of item n wit a little screamin n shoutin, they wil be able to morph. with the amount of prefects we have in skool, try bringin smtg lidat in ur bag.. guarantee kena rampas durin spot-check...

Power Rangers (Renjer Berkuasa).. they have the zords to fight large monsters.. if msia were to have power rangers, after they cal out their zords to fight, u will see groups of ppl walkin down the street, holdin banners, cursin... bcuz u have destroyed their hse in the process.. riot..

wat about Powerpuff Girls (Perempuan Berkuasa Pau)?? with their attire, they wudnt be able to enter the skool at all.. n the show kenot be shown bcuz it wil set a bad example to children for not goin to skool..

Gundam (Gandum).. the robot wil not last long.. bcuz the person who build it, uses some cheap metal instead n send the receipt wit the original price..

so the onli superhero we can have.. is some random guy, transformin by using his handkerchief as his mask, changin a diff colour socks, takes off his pants, n change to a skool t-shirt. n he must not use anythin offensive as his symbol..or he might be caught under the ISA..

then u wil ask me.. wat bout Cicakman? well have u seen him in action? the way he uses his tongue to cling on n swing across buildin? wit the state of cleanliness around msia, he wil die of poisonin when he retract his tongue back.

Friday, October 9, 2009

15 Malaysia

Potong Saga
by Ho Yuhang




Chocolate
by Yasmin Ahmad




The Tree
by Amir Muhammad




House
by Linus Chung




Halal
by Liew Seng Tat



The Son
by Desmond Ng

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Help Psychology Challenge 2009


i participated in tis competition last month when i accidentally came across their ads in the newspaper.. wat u have to do is write an essay with title "how can psychology help young people to achieve their full potential in life?" n ans some simple ques then email it to them. 30 candidates will be selected n move on to the final round which was held in Help University itself. kinda suprised when they called me n say u have been chosen to be the top30. im drivin tat time. haha.. a big THANK YOU to my dear kawan baik ni-ko-la-tong for checkin my essay for grammatical errors yang teramat banyak lebih dari sekali (normal is lebih banyak sekali :P) n also to shaun tamiya for his effort to look thru my essay n commentin on it. i think if it wasnt for his comments, i wont be in the finals.

the final is on sat..so i went up to kl on fri after skool...alone~ luckily i have a place to stay...thanks alex~~~~ for guidin tis kampung boy alone in kl..haha.. he fetched me from somewhere then go makan n balik to rest.. woke up at around 7smtg n get ready to go to Help uni..met alot of ppl dere..from around malaysia..one was from Sri Lanka.. so we sat in the lecture hall..ermmm can i say kinda proud to be in mhs bcuz when the lecturer introduce me, he mentioned my skool n say "hmmm..a very famous skool"...so we have to stuff 1 yr of lecture in a 4hours lecture into our brain.. it was tirin....

the test was...diff.. its an open book test based on the notes u have taken down urself.. 3rounds, each round wil be have a series of ques. they wil display one ques at a time on the screen n ur given 10sec to raise ur ans (they gave us 5 cards wit labels A-E). the trick is there might be more than 1 ans or no ans at all. some ques wil have 3 correct ans n ur suppose to raise all 3 cards to earn points.. 1 wrong ans wil cause u one point. if dere r no ans, ur suppose to raise ur card wit the blank page showin up. well i managed to get to round 2 only..cuz most of the time i raise 1 ans only when they are 2 or 3..

in round 3, top 3 wil be chosen n they r suppose to present their essays to the judges.. eric bryan was one of the judge..hail lasallian! so after the competition, its prize givin ceremony n finalist from diff rounds wil get diff prizes..luckily im in round 2.. round 1 wil leave u wit a plastic bag and a book..round 3 wil leave u wit 3books (accordin to my fren its 3 exercise books). n ROUND 2 wil leave u wit this




it was a fun n informative experience to me.. i get to know more bout psychology n im considerin to take tis course after stpm....but im stil considerin :D n ya..terima kasih teramat banyak to shaun again..he came n get me to the bus station.. so tar-ched.. terima kasih banyak banyak!!


First Prize Winner : Millie Ong, SMK (P) Sri Aman

Second Prize Winner: Mohd Khair Amsyar, SMK Datok Lokman

Third Prize Winner: Lynnette Oon Yi-Xian, SMK Damansara Utama

Round 3 Finalists (Top 10)

Gwyneth Liew Hui Xin, SMK Bandar Utama Damansara (4)

Michelle Chee, SMK Sultan Sulaiman

Sia Shu Li, SMK USJ 13

Chong Xin Yi, SMK USJ 12

Nadia Amirah, SMK Abdul Rahman Talib

Cheng Li Yang, SMK (L) Methodist Kuala Lumpur

Ruth Chua Chu Ming, Methodist Girls' School Penang

Round 2 Finalists (Top 20)

Lim Chun Yian, SMK Tinggi Melaka

Harvinder Singh, Advance Tertiary College KL

Justine Tan, Grace Resource Homeschooling Centre

Evelyn Teoh Gaik Xian, SM Convent, Ipoh

Lim Shu Yoong, Methodist Girls' School Penang

Yap Wai Meng, SMK Damansara Jaya

Fathima Imara Fahim, Elizabeth Moir School, Sri Lanka

Chong Mei-Lynn, SMK Convent Bukit Nanas

Eugene Lau Ing Yew, SMK Damansara Jaya

Round 3 Finalists (Top 30)

Jasveena Kaur Gill, SMK Convent Klang

Ezza Melina, SMK Convent Bukit Nanas

Natasya Falina, SMK Bandar Baru Sungai Long

Rachel Liu Jia-Hui, Home School

Reuben Liu Jia-Jun, Home School

Chow Jian Vern, SMK Bandar Baru Sungai Long

Tan Wen Zhong, Disted College

Kok Hou-Yi, SMK Bandar Utama Damansara (3)

Lau Mun Yee, Sunway University College

Heng Cheng Hua, KBU International College

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Graduation




more to come :D


Sunday, August 16, 2009

Cousy's wedding in Batu Pahat

cute lil cousin again..tis is not the one gettin married ==
went up to my grandma's hse in batu pahat last fri to help prepare for my cousin's weddin which is on the sun.. sadly we did ntg while we r dere except for sat nite n sun mornin.. i was bored to death.. i did not bring any form of entertainment dere except for my hp..


waitin in the car to go get his honey..


loving couple


the wedding car


happy guy :D



:D






first kiss as her husband





reachin back to my grandma's hse



family pic..dad's siblings



Cousins XD


back in their new home

lovely bed


me n grandma



another lovely couple :D

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Inti Trip 2009

kinda late but is better than nothing rite? hahahaha...

love, black, sooooon, tong n tan sri

wonderful team

evidence showin kai li breakin the lab rule..hehe..


Kai Li aka auntie aka Tiang..




future researchers..





our class teacher

he tested one of the chemicals dere..


Pilip n lamb


future doktor doctor sekalian..(sanjiv is cryin :D)

group pic wit our facilitator, ms chu chu



not reali as wonderful as the 1st team..but they wil do


kai li's bag..hahahha


n the clowns of the class..
im jus toooo lazy to type here..anyway i was sick for 5days already since sunday nite.. feelin better d.. n its not swine flu ==

Friday, June 19, 2009

No title

lost..

expired..

.....due date

outdated..

.....useless


wake up...
mei u too..09


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

WHY

Why.....
do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why.....
do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

Why...
do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why.....
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.

Why.....
do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ...

Why
the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why
women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why
don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why
is it that doctors
call what they do 'practice'?

Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why
is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

Why
is the time of day with
the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why
are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?

Why?
do you waste your time reading this
when you dont even know why?

Quote of the day :

Use your time wisely

~cHunyiAn~

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Franciscan Night 2009

went to franciscan nite which was held on 3rd april (saturday) at eq's grand ballroom. reach dere kinda early.. bout 6.10pm.. cuz soon heng say he is gonna be dere around 6.00 =.= well he reached bout 6.20 lidat wit bagi.. so is ok.. we have to wait for teck peng to give us the extra tickets.. he was sick.. high fever.. hope u get well soon ^^ n ya i gt my tickets from jia wei n phillip. hehe.. thx guys.. they bought the ticket but do not plan to go so i was like, y waste it? haha..

met alot of our teachers.. it was very grand.. lots of ppl.. lookin at mr yong as he runs up n down, here n dere.. bz man.. haha.. met few frens at dere as well.. catch up abit... then later me, soon heng n bagi sneak in to the ballroom b4 anyone is allowed to enter.. haha.. we actually wanted to find mr yong to get bhavik's ticket.. but then oh well.. we r in, so y bother? we chatted wit agil's mum.. then later mdm vivien was dere tellin us to enter thru the proper way.. haha.. so we went out laughin..

anyway, we cut queue cuz we r lazy to line up to enter..feel so low-class man cuz we have to line up.. so we gt a very good seat.. front row thx to agil's sis.. she helped us to book the seats.. bhavik joined us later.. then i invited soh huay along cuz i gt extra tickets..the event started bout 8.20pm. wit the entrance of the skool's military band (they gt new uniform..awesome lookin one) then they played the skool's rally.. feels nice to sing it again.. gives u the spirit tat u have when ur in the skool..

anyway sorry cuz don reali have alot of pics.. don plan to take pics at first.. too lazy to do so.. but i did take a few..few performances like band, singing, martial arts(semua kaum ada martial arts masing-masing), sketch (awesome shit..totally hilarious, entertainin n we have a hard time guessin whether the gal in the sketch is a guy or a gal.. til he finally speak..haha..the sketch is written by mr yong himself, tat had won them i think runner up last 2yrs.. he replay the sketch wit a new bunch of actors since none of us watch it b4). then we have Mr Ong(our principal) together wit Mr John Tay(our ex sfi primary headmaster) wit a few teachers dancin line dance on the stage! haha.. rare scene.. tis was wat make me flip my camera n started takin pics..
ended bout 10.20pm.. it was really really an amazing show.. for those tat think it is the same old borin performance tat were played repeatedly in skool over the past 5yrs, tis is smtg new.. u guys missed alot.. haha.. so lets view some pics cuz im lazy to describe more.. n thx guys.. for bein so carin :)
the 3 awesome emcees

the crowds

Ong dancing :)


performin the song You Raise Me Up which is also the theme of the event by using sign language


Great Finale ^^

Quote of the day :

There's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me

~ Gretchen Kemp~

Saturday, April 4, 2009