Nic, me n ys pretendin to sing..wakaka..
proud to be a malaysian..i suppose..
perlafazan ikrar
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in the afternoon...
i style for him mia hair...
The TL brothers
Frens for life
me n my mei mei
me, kai ma n ys
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3!
4!
1. PLEASE TO KEEP OUT, except on express permission of cooke
2. COOKE shall designate pot scourers, pan polishers, peelers, scrapers and COOK has supreme AUTHORITY AT ALL TIMES.
3. NO REMARKS AT ALL WILL BE TOLORATED concerning the blackening of toast, the weakness of soup or the strength of the garlic stewe.
4. What goes in the stews & soups is NOBODY's damn business.
5. If you MUST stick ur finger into something, stick it in the garbage disposal.
6. DONT CRITICIZE the coffee, you may be old and weak yourself one day.
7. ANYONE bringing guest in for dinner without prior notice wil be awarded 3 whacks on skull with sharp objects.
8. PLEASE WAIT. Rome wasnt burnt in a day and it takes awhile to burn the roaste
9. IF YOU MUST pinch something in this kitchen, pinch the COOKE!
10. This is my KITCHEN. If you don't believe it, START SOMETHING.
how to exit?
La Salle Centre
at Ipoh Parade
the dorm
our room
our dinner
few mins later
Soon heng's dinner, claypot chic rice..u think tis is clean?
look at this one..even the bone, fork n spoon r digested
winner of the game
group pic wit the facilitator(tp, bagi, Jared guy from the Human Right Dept, soon heng, vincent, Eric Bryan n me)
ah...im back complainin again..ok so it was another borin skoolin day for a week..then is holiday!!(kononnya) im so screwedddd....nvm back to wat i did tis whole week of holiday>>>>
we r then join by sharon, caryn n chi lim, followed by bagi n yeong sheng.. so we eat n eat n eat alot...inorder to make full use of the 20bucks we pay..haha..we sat there from 12pm til 3.30pm..haha..we r realli makin full use of our money man..then tis 3 monkeys(bagi, teck peng n soon heng) start makin funny funny drinks from the desserts n ice creams..crazy fellas..
look at his hair!! wakakakaka
caryn wit her hand protector..haha..
budak kecik..
before
afterform 6 life is sure tiring.. mostly bcuz we stil need to care for our koku other than our academics.. however...my academic is not really tat good so far..haha..some might say it is very good but mayb i expect more than tat..
been really busy wit my cocuricular activities tis whole month..first was the marchin competition for rovers (we got 4th bcuz we onli practise for 4 hrs onli! beat tat!), next was the cheerleading competition which make use of almost a week to practise, day n nite..yes nite too..n we manage to get 3rd(racism)..next is form 6 union trip..i was the treasurer so jus nid to collect the fees onli..we visited metropolitan college, malaysia milk factory(aka marigold, vitagen), then taman kelip kelip at kuala selangor..(go see some insect wit light on their butt)..it was fun durin the whole trip..
then it was the monthly test!! prepare prepare durin the whole week..study n study..even though i have no idea y im takin it so seriously for a test cuz if it was for the "me" in f4 n f5, i wudnt care less for it..hahaha.. next on the list is....rover's camp.. im the activity coordinator for the so called camp which is jus one day activity only..so nid to prepare for it...then we need to perform our cheerleadin durin the sports day..so more practices for it..
on top of it, im in the editorial board of the skool also...bz bz wit the skool magazine stuff since now is the crtitical time already..im also in the student council but tat don really have alot of activities so it should be fine.. the reason i join all tis club n mpp is bcuz i wanted the marks for the koku..to enter UM, other than havin a 4-flat, u also nid to have at least 9.8 for ur koku marks..not easy...
well..form 6 life is sure tiring HOWEVER there is life in f6 compared to the 'life' in college..we get to be wit our frens, joke wit our teachers, havin other activities together wit frens(koku activities not smtg else).. so i do love my life in form 6. hehe..
10 Commandment of Marriage
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment ( Story )
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,......."It really works!"SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak .
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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LAPD and the rabbit
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The FBI goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Funny and true!!
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty -year -old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
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And the best for last
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
(dan lain-lain)
share your problems and happiness with them and you
treasure friendship because it is not something you get everyday
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