Melaka "High" School

tis is written after i read from jia wei's post....

Wonders of MHS:
1. lets start from the exterior then slowly into the interior of the school.. first of all, the gates. u can read bout the front gate from jw's blog.. i wil talk bout the back gate..we the f6 n most of the malay students usually uses the back gate to get into skool..tis is bcuz the road to the back gate is less jam n there r parkin spots enuf for all the form sixes who drove to skool..n it is also convenient for those who r not from melaka n rented rooms nearby to enter the skool. BUT this "high" skool decided to close the gate!! so feelin unsatisfied wit the decision, i went n talk to the GPK Hem. i asked him for reasons y the gate is closed. below are the arguments between me n him:

• we closed it bcuz the skool do not want to have too many exits. (close all the gates then)
• but there r prefects there
• there wil stil be students runnin out after the prefect leave (wat is the use of prefects?)
• the gate wil be locked at 7.40 everyday!
• sometimes the guard wil forget to lock it (whose fault is tat?)
• wat bout the gals? it is not safe for them to walk alone
• the gals shud carpool (wtf?) or they shud set a time n walk in a big group (wtff??)
• *speechless*
• u shud suit the skool..not the skool suit u

his reasons r tellin me tat "no matter wat u say, we r closin it!" for those who r not from mhs, for ur info, when the backgate is closed, we will have to walk thru another road, the distance tat we have to walk to get into the skool is 90%of the circumference of a circle wit radius of 100m (try imaginin it :P) n tat road is a kampung road..full wit ****** n it is not safe for the gals.. i guess we really must wait til something bad had happen then onli actions wil be taken..

n bout the front gate..as jw had said, the guard is totally retarded!! durin the holidays, i wil go to skool to do the bio project.. so there was once i walked in, n the guard stop me n ask wat im doin..so i explain to him.. aku nak masuk ke makmal untuk projek bio saya. Ooo projek heh? susah heh? then i went into the lab..after awhile i went out to buy smtg.. then as i walk in AGAIN, he stop me AGAIN n ask me the same question AGAIN! then there was once i was helpin my bio teacher to carry the laptop from the class to her lab..we have to pass the front gate to get to the lab.. so i was walkin behind teacher n the guard cal me over.. apa kamu buat di sini? WTF??!! im wearin skool attire u dumbass.. so i tel him aku pelajar sini.. n he ask me emak kau guru kah? curious..so i say no.. then he ask apasal mak kau kat sini? totally blurred, i try thinkin..he was referrin to my bio teacher........dumbass...i was so piss off i jus walk away.. then after i put the laptop n wanna walk back to the class..he STOP ME AGAIN!! WTFFFFF is wrong wit u???!!! i totally ignore tat bloodyass n walk straight to class.. those who r from mhs, if tat freakin guard called u, JUS IGNORE HIM!

2. the skool started another new thing.. durin the club registration day, they set a quota.. every uniform units/clubs/society must fullfill the quota.. generally, 70% of the members must be MALAY, 20% chinese n 10% for lain lain.. wtf? even in skool we have to face tis??!! i mean is a club..join it if u like it..not join it bcuz u have to.. totally dumbass.. i don plan to elaborate more on tis.. i think u can imagine it urself wat wil happen..

3. every skool try to move into ERA GLOBALISASI to improve n make the skool the greatest.. but bcuz mhs is a "HIGH"(very high~) skool, we decided to be unique...we move back into time.. our identification card wil not be like those card u see.. the one wit bar code behind it.. n is not even the normal matrix card... it is...................a piece of cloth! sew it on ur shirt.. tada!! see how high we r...

4. the worst one of all...MPP.. the hottest news in skool now.. on thurs b4 the rehearsal, all the mpp members r called for a meeting.. the meetin is to fire most of the mpp members.. the principal set tis quota.. 2 from each form (F1 to F5) n 6 from both L6 n U6. so now we r havin 18 U6 members.. so they FIRED 12 of them jus lidat.. the reason is tat the principal do not want mpp to bcum another f6 union.. i mean fine if u think tat way but y improvise it tis yr?? after all the hardwork done by everyone? they cud always start it next yr, tel everyone tat onli 6 wil be chosen so tat they can choose MORE WISELY.. as for those who gt fired, they cant join any other special units bcuz the installation is jus the next day.. for those who r not chosen, they r all very sad n angry for the stupidity of the principal n as for those who r chosen, we r NOT happy AT ALL.. we work as a team last time..n we certainly do not enjoy gettin installed alone.. jus the few of us.. i do not blame our teacher advisors..they seriously fought for us.. it is the principal.. his mentality level.. he say tat is either they sack 12 of them or he wil close down MPP..

now u see how "HIGH" is melaka HIGH skool? there r more probs in the skool..but seriously..im lazy to type summore..haha..if i gt the time i wil update more of it.. til then.. lets get "HIGH"..

Saturday, January 24, 2009